In the depths of the internet, where Grumpy Cat sipped tea with Success Kid, a strange phenomenon occurred. A doge, fueled by copious amounts of cheez-its, began to recite the entirety of "Hamlet" in iambic pentameter while riding a unicorn through a field of rainbow-colored spaghetti.
As the doge's Shakespearean monologue reached its climax, a swarm of Arthur's Fist memes descended upon the scene, punching holes in the fabric of reality. The unicorn, now terrified, transformed into a giant, flaming tire that rolled away with a trail of Rickrolling music playing in the background